Never approach a bull from the rear. Flanking is okay, but ideally you want to meet the beast head on.
When catching a frisbee between your teeth, remember to wear a gumshield.
Invest heavily into Bisto. The value of their stocks is about to sky-rocket. If it makes money, it makes sense.
When repairing a windmill, please ensure that you bring a packed lunch. The work can be very strenuous and will most likely make you extremely peckish.
Don’t fall down a sewer, no good will come of that.
After you have landed your hot air balloon, make sure to wink, even if there is nobody else around. This will make you appear enigmatic.
If bitten by a wolf, use the tub of butter from your wolf kit and cover yourself from head to toe. This will disarm the animal and make it scurry away in disgust.
If you have a crossbow, have a word with yourself. Please.
Under no circumstances are you to make a list. Lists are the number 1 cause of paper cuts in the Western Hemisphere. Digital lists are even worse as they produce more greenhouse gasses than a field of cows after a night on Chilli con carne.
